i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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