Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
I went to the obgyn with chipped nail polish.. Somewhere Beyonce was looking down, shaking her head, whispering "Not fierce."
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
My breath smells like gin and sadness
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
Where are you guys?
Drunk
Randomize
