Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
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