O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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