So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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