Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
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