i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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