Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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