$35 all you can drink last night. Friend 1 woke up in a hotel lounge, friend 2 pissed himself and woke up wearing friend 1's spare pants, and my toilet indicates I threw up extensively.
At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
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