Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
wanna go halves on a baby?
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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