it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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