OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
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