Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
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