Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
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