She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
Randomize
