what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
drunkie insisted on stuffing the rest of his scrambled eggs in his pockets before we left ihop. we really should have left a better tip
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
I think I sprained my soul last night
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
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