He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
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