i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
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