Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
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