I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
Tomorrow, if I don't look at least 5% better than I do on a regular day to day basis, I want you to hit me and tell me that no one will ever love me if I continue to look like I just rolled out of a cocaine induced hibernation. I'm asking you for tough love.
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
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