if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
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