You work out of a Hotel?
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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