So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
so I was like, you know platform 9 3/4? I know something else with those measurements. best. pick up line. ever.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
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