What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
between my moustache and how drunk I am it will be a miracle if I get laid tonight.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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