Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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