Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
im having a threesome with these popsicles
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
Dear Ex-Sister-in-Law, I never thought I would say this, but I just found your panties in my back seat. Please remind me to give them back.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
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