have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
its 4am and she invited me over to split a 'romantic bowl of frosted flakes'...really dude?...what do you think she's trying to say?...she better not be kidding about the frosted flakes though.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
Pi�atas plus fireworks don't mix well
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
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