I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Do vagina's smell?
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
I see you listening to my get shitfaced playlist on spotify. glad we're on the same page tonight there's a drink waiting for you downstairs.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
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