Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
Are you serious?! She sent a pizza instead of showing up?!
She did indeed. Papa Johns. It helped because I was super hangry. That bitch is smart!
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
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