i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
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