HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
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