she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
We fish bowled my car and anna told us a story about time travel and part of it had people melted into the side of a boat and i imagined them being melted into my car moaning in pain and then we got scared and thought zombies were outside and couldn't leave for a while.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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