people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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