I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
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