i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
I woke up and we were making out. So the good news is that after two years off the market, I haven't lost a step. I'm picking up girls in my sleep now.
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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