his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
Ten minute nap on a staircase honey badger don't care
I love you. Mom got to wasted at the wedding that she threw up on my shirt.
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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