i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
somehow in between the body shots the bong hits and trying to convince the 7-11 lady to let me fill up my vodka bottle with cherry slurpee. i misplaced my car.
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
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