STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
Randomize
