Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
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