talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
Dude just bought condoms some sad fuck next to me buying a pregnancy test he gave me a look like he'd pay me millions to switch places
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
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