He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
Just re-gained consciousness in the freshman girls dorm. Normally this would be awesome but I'm on the floor surrounded by chicks doing their homework. This makes me uncomfortable but I don't think they know I'm awake yet. If I b-line for the door can you come get me?
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
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