Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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