I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
I have been standing totally still for the past 6 minutes because I was convinced my foot was tied to the ground. It turns out it was a string of hair strewn across my foot
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
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