How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
Apparently I drunkenly agreed to help the homeless. For once, I'm not disappointed in drunk me. Four for you, drunk self. You go, drunk self!
Randomize
