You're completely useless in the revolution.
My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
Accidentally peeing a little on the couch in the middle of a sneeze is way different from railing a random on our waffle counter. I am the better roommate.
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Well I just put wine in my tea
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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