college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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