Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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