i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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