Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
So I went home with some chick last night... I'm not sue what's worse: not getting a nut at 5am, the condom breaking and not being replaced, feeling poo when I put my finger in her but, sleeping on a heroin mattress in her living room, her swine flu coughing fit at 7am or realizing she peed the matt at 10am. Actually it was probably the fact that she continuously told me she was the classiest girl in boulder.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
I forgot wine drunk hurts
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
Randomize
