i just wanna skin you and wear you like last years versace.
you may have the big hair, fake nails, and talk with a fake accent, but you will NEVER be a housewife from new jersey so STOP TRYING.
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Girls should come with a carfax report
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives�
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
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